“I scheduled bulk pickup for Monday, can you put out the pipes? And can you please pay the rent?”

I bludgeoned a young black cat on the 5th of May with some plumbing that had been sleeping supine by the yellow recycling bin.
He had jumped across the choked chainlinked fence onto the recently seed producing grass.
How could he trespass against me, for this is mine all mine?

The voicemail alert chimed on my cellphone so I gave it a listen.

Jakuta’s Spring Mix 2011

Jakuta's Spring Mix 2011

1. The Microphones – My Roots Are Strong And Deep
2. Reading Rainbow – Wasting Time
3. Smith Westerns – Weekend
4. The Ramones – Judy Is A Punk
5. The Concretes – Sunbeams
6. Surfer Blood – Swim
7. Young Prisms – Sugar
8. Echo & The Bunnymen – Crocodiles
9. Disappears – Marigold
10. Sisters – Highway Scratch
11. Cassis Orange – Still No Home
12. The Beets – Your Name Is On My Bones
13. Cloud Nothings – Can’t Stay Awake
14. The Lemonheads – Into Your Arms
15. Seapony – Dreaming
16. Persian Rugs – Always All

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Fruit

Crystaline godesses transcended the sunlight
And with their gold tipped hands fed me muscadine grapes.

Grapes that exploded with the tastes of codiene and honey.
Grapes that caressed the inner reaches of my swollen tongue.
Grapes that caused the inner roots of all 27 teeth to moan in orgasmic delights.
Grapes that tempted my feet with feathers and wilted the bars of my inner prison.

I never learned such a language but I was tickled in the realm where I could speak it!

The Twelfth Day of Christmas

Three kings oriented themselves in the obscurity of the frigid evening tree shadows
Waiting for a pigeon to mark himself as a carrier of credit cards, telephones, and myrrh
Grinning they hustled, unlit, across the coronally tagged bridge and lagged close until the spark was shot.

If only they had no arms I would have not granted gifts of three.

No La Tengo

kids with pig tails
rotten banana peel
golden astrals
and silver veins to steal
there’s a mountain
with caffeinated yield
rail a spike into
the questioned feathered shield

the zombie has to eat
stale meals without salt
for its with grave danger
if it had a taste

stands with feet of clay
and no memories
if it tried some salt
it’d disappear post haste

in the wind were
heard the sea and a bell
left in limbo
the unfair ring of hell
poisoned the fields
an unseen, noted well
dance into storm
rile up a tarentela

the zombie has to eat
stale meals without salt
for its with grave danger
if it had a taste

stands with feet of clay
and no memories
if it tried some salt
it’d disappear post haste

mamasita row that boat
row that boat take them home

I Have To Get This Outside Of Me

I auctioned off my four tires
So I could aft ford new fires
An infantine mind inspires me

I went down to Durham station
Debated re: patrIation
How best record this creation tree?

Soon I heard that the levees broke
Went to Chicago without a coat
I screamed out but you don’t float
You were swallowed by the sea
Married to xylene
On a sinking submarine
We must just come clean
I have to get this outside get this outside of me

I walked and talked and talked a walk
Wandered a bit, eyed a red hawk
I stand, demand that plans are chalk free

Soon I heard that the levees broke
Went to Chicago without a coat
I screamed out but you don’t float
You were swallowed by the sea
Married to xylene
On a sinking submarine
We must just come clean
I have to get this outside get this outside of me

Chewed up the Earth a bill filled goat
His sharp tail is what we’d note
Lets construct an anti-moat
And stave off the rising sea
Divorced from xylene
Vision beyond the mean
We must just come clean
I have to get this outside get this outside
I have to get this outside get this outside of me

Jakuta’s Winter Mix 2011

Jakuta's Winter Mix 2011

1. Bedhead – Exhume
2. R.E.M – You
3. Tennis – Baltimore
4. The Mummies – I’m Down
5. Orange Juice – Blue Boy
6. Fresh & Onlys – Waterfall
7. The Torches – Daughter Leg
8. Parker & Lily – Two Years In Air
9. Marissa Nadler – Stallions
10. Swans – Red Velvet Wound
11. TV Ghost – The Recluse
12. Coil – Who By Fire
13. Crocodiles – I Wanna Kill
14. Beach House – Better Times

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Yom Huledet Same’ach

Smoke billowed from a wall of purple Hebrew scripture
And the television zoomed onto Menendez de Ribault’s grave.
On the wall hung an oil painting of a unleaved penis attached to a shirtless man
That was choked by a giant rabbit holding a rubber chicken.

The dancing went on and on until everyone’s minds were nowhere to be found and the robotic parakeet stopped chirping “poo tee tweet.”

Autumn Mix 2010

Jakuta's Autumn Mix 2010

1. Morphine – Dawna (0:44)
2. A Flock Of Seagulls – Modern Love Is Automatic (3:50)
3. Surf City – Records Of A Flagpole Skater (2:56)
4. Here We Go Magic – Collector (5:07)
5. Boyracer – Small Consolation (1:16)
6. Thee Headcoats – Organic Footprints (1:31)
7. The Weirdos – Weird World (3:03)
8. The Scientists – When Fate Deals Its Mortal Blow (2:37)
9. Best Coast – When The Sun Don’t Shine (2:16)
10. Wetdog – Lower Leg (3:16)
11. Beach Fossils – The Horse (2:47)
12. Minks – Ophelia (3:02)
13. New Radiant Storm King – The Opposing Engineer (Sleeps Alone) (3:23)
14. Bevel – Transparent Object Near The Plaza (2:13)
15. The Birthday Party – A Dead Song (2:14)
16. Modest Mouse – You’re The Good Things (It’s Alright To Die) (4:23)
17. Justin Heathcliff – Love Makes The World Complete (0:19)


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